How to apocalypse-proof your existence:
Step 1: Find a Q-bit-Bot. It will provide you with a Q-bit-Bot assistant of your very own.
Step 2: The Q-bit-Bot will help you install a Q-Device into your brain.
Step 3: Connect your Q-Device nightly to the Q-bit-Bot to keep your Quantum information updated.
Step 4: Wait for the end of the Universe.