The Quick Guide to Q-bit

How to apocalypse-proof your existence:

  • Step 1: Find a Q-bit-Bot. It will provide you with a Q-bit-Bot assistant of your very own.

  • Step 2: The Q-bit-Bot will help you install a Q-Device into your brain.
  • Step 3: Connect your Q-Device nightly to the Q-bit-Bot to keep your Quantum information updated.
  • Step 4: Wait for the end of the Universe.
  • What you need to know:

  • In the near future, the universe will cease to exist as we know it.
  • Q-bit has provided a way for all living beings to survive.
  • Those who implement Q-bit's devices will live eternally in a virtual utopia.